CRUM BOYS DENOUNCE TERRORIST COMMENTS

from the AP wire

A recent comment on the Crum Family Blog has incited outrage among the brothers Crum. The comment posted in response to a post by Jess Crum, states to have been written by a Crum who is to chicken to reveal his true identity. Sources closest to the Crum family insist that the comment could not be legitimate as it suggests a rebuke of Peter Crum (considered to be one of the most right people in the world). The Peter Crum Clan has yet to submit a formal statement but it is believed that the rouge commenter will be hunted down by elite special forces controlled by the Crum Clan and then taunted or called a "sissy".