Known Terrorist to Run for Mayor of Boston

BOSTON - Known terrorist and former president of Cartoon Network, Jim Samples, announced today his intention to run for Mayor of Boston in 2008. The "Old Folks Night-Light Assembly Union 215" of Boston, Ms. Jones' 2nd Grade class, and militant Islamic groups have been working around the clock to assemble new LED based signs for the campaign.

The signs vaguely resemble Samples and are constructed of small LED lights, a board, 4 D batteries, tape or glue and occasionally C4 or other explosive material. "We hope this campaign will hit Boston with a blast" says Sample campaign director Michael Gatty.


Boston Mayor, Thomas M. Menino, was unavailable for comment but was purported to mumble under his breath that he was going to "get that son-of-a-[gun]" if it was the last thing he did.

[New campaign sign over Boston]

[Campaign sign for Jim Samples]